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evil_goblin    -aaah, americans gotta love their stupidity.


evil_goblin    - so how did you figure he was an american?


unders  - i didn’t i’m just fucking racist, u mad?


ask  - and that’s when lady gaga got caught


evil_goblin   - that’s xenophobia, not racism. americans are not a distinct race. so you’re not a racist, and definitely not fucking, just a bit dumb.


evil_goblin   - yeah, i’m mad, i needed to defend my people!


Unders -  o no, they are a race, a whole race of undeveloped neanthertals. warmongering fuckers. i’m not going to continue this conversation, i’ve said what i wanted to say.


horney1  - fake and gay fake and gay


lu  - hahahahah


Lup the Dude  - unders, please don’t insult neanderthals. They are a superior race compared to americans.


evil_goblin  - haters gonna hate/ now i get it


Panzerfaust.  - frank the troll


Lup the Dude - Deal with it or GTFO. There’s a button for that ya know.


Jukari- Americans invented this awesome thing your using to talk shit on. What has your country invented again?


Lup the Dude- Countries don’t invent anything, people do. Taking credit as a nation for something that one man or a small group of men did is fucking retarded. Actually it suits you just fine, carry on.


Jukari- And where do these people come from? That nation you keep calling stupid… So what have your “people” invented? That’s right nothing…


Lup the Dude - Looks like I struck a chord there. Look, buddy, you people are not the sharpest tools in the shed, accept that. It’s not your fault you come from a lineage of the european lower classes who migrated across the ocean just to have a better life.
Jukari27- I’m not your buddy, friend. I’ll agree their are a plethora of dumb people in America, mostly the spoiled rich snobs you see on TV, and the trailer park trash you see whenever there’s a tornado.
If you ever went to America instead of judging it based on the crap they put on TV, I think you would find their is also a plethora of intelligent people here building the modern technology the world uses, and takes for granted daily.
Enjoy your:
Car
TV
Computer
Airplane
Lights


Lup the Dude27- I’m not your friend, pal. I’ve been to the states, it sucks donkey balls. It’s a police state populated by oppressed retards. My opinion is based on real americans I’ve met. You enjoy your car (gasoline engine and first car invented by Karl Benz – german, diesel engine invented by Rudolf Diesel – german) and TV (invented by Paul Gotlieb Nipkow – german). A couple of intelligent immigrants invented the modern computer, I’ll give you that, but the jet engine was actually invented by a romanian guy living in France, Henri Coanda. And a big thank you goes to Thomas Edison for the light bulb who was actually the son of a canadian couple from Nova Scotia (dutch ancestry).
unders - @Lup, dude, fuck it it’s not like we’re getting anywhere. let him be proud of his chinese computer, japanese car, french airplane, and korean tv.


Lup the Dude - I know, but it’s funny to see him get his panties in a knot.


Jukari - I’m not you’re pal, buddy. I won’t completely argue you police state statement, but that’s pretty far from true at this point in time however, yes our rights are dwindling.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Reporters_Without_Borders_2008_Press_Freedom_Rankings_Map.PNG
Henry ford made the assembly line so that people could actually have a car. However yes the car itself was invented by Karl Benz.
Touche: The TV was not invented by us… You win this one.
The first flight took place at Kitty Hawk by the Wright brothers. IE: Airplane
LOL you can’t just say that the modern computer came from immigrants.
Actually Germany’s probably the biggest country for inventions, however since I’m of German decent I have no problem with that :)


Lup the Dude - I think i can hear your sister who is also your mom calling. She’s horny again.


Panzerfaust - this is entertaining. By all means, continue


Jukari - I think I heard a car bomb, bad news buddy your Dads dead.


Lup the Dude - Wrong part of the world, buddy, we don’t have that shit here. Care to try again?

Let's go to the mall

Universul e plin de semne ca trebuie sa ma fac blonda.

Nein mann, hier nichT clicken

Deci da. Am facut asta. Chiar am pus cantecu asta. La inceput l-am urat apoi l-am auzit peste tot de atatea ori ca intr-un fel foarte stupid imi place. Chiar l-am cautat pe youtube.

Prima zi inapoi

Nu cred ca mi-am mai dat seama pana acum cat de amuzant este orice. Doar sa stai sa observi. Cred ca aveam nevoie doar de experienta saunei nemtesti mixte ca sa am revelatii de genul. Apropo, nu cred ca o sa il mai pot privi pe tataia in ochi de acum.

Fetelor, lasati praful sa se aleaga !

Simpli sărpraizing

    La cursul de microunde am aflat ca faza aia cu "orice treaba se incepe cu o pauza" e cat de internationala se poate si in cinstea acestui lucru imi incep si eu tema la image processing cu o noua aberatie.

   RIUF-ul a fost oribil. Exagerez dar cel putin la inceput a fost oribil. Nu ne-au ajuns materialele, la inceput nu am avut nici curent, nici net. Am avut in schimb o urma de bocanc pe placa aia unde era scris numele facultatii. Apoi a fost baza de date care a salvat selectiv primii oamenii care s-au inscris, probabil doar pe cei care merita cu adevarat sa fie contactati. Din 20-30 de oameni s-au salvat doi. Ce ma oftica rau e ca erau niste oameni super ok, majoritatea niste politehnisti de treaba care asteapta acum mult si bine sa fie cautati de secretariat. Am incredere ca nu o sa se bazeze pe noi si o sa caute singurei pe site.

   Alt lucru e ca dupa doua zile de vorbit incontinuu am ragusit ca un magar batran si duminica la bere nu am putut decat sa ascult oamenii, norocul lu Nicio ca altfel nu apuca ea sa spuna nici un sfert din ce a prins. O sa ma razbun eu joi pe ea, ii arat eu cine e nenea povestitorul aici.

   Pe de alta parte, tin sa mentionez ca e spectaculos de-a dreptul sa faci 12 ore de nani pui dupa zilele astea agitate. Ceea ce ridica intrebarea: oare cum e sa faci mai multe? Intărăsting... poate chiar o sa fac experimentul asta cat sunt acasa ca si-asa aici nu se intampla nimic niciodata. Doar o data la cativa ani mai mor unii taiati de sabie in centru sau impuscati prin baruri.

    Aproape ca uitasem cat de minunat e sa mergi cu microbuzul 300 de km. Soferii aia sunt plini de resurse. Altfel nu inteleg cum se poate sa hurducaie saraca masina intr-un mare fel pe un drum absolut plat. Nu o sa spun niciodata ca drumurile noastre sunt impecabile dar ala pe care saream in scaun ca o minge de cauciuc intr-o camera din leu era chiar ok.

    Langa mine statea o fata care se imbracase festiv pentru a sarbatori voiajul spre Comanesti doar nu in fiecare zi merge omul cu microbuzul ATÂT. Am regretat ca am lasat-o pe ea la geam pentru ca avea parul atat de infoiat ca nu prea apucam sa vad mai nimic asa ca m-am uitat pe celalalt geam, de partea cealalta a culoarului. Acolo era o mama cu o fetita in brate care s-a panicat rau de tot cat m-am uitat in dreptul lor si, drept urmare, imi tot arunca priviri vigilente sa stie dusmanul, adica eu, ca ea nu e un om usor de pacalit.

    Uitatul pe geam a fost prea aventuros pentru mine asa ca am renuntat si am inceput sa ma gandesc ce schimbari as face eu daca as fi prim ministru. Si ma felicit pentru unele solutii chiar ok dar nu am acoperit nici pe departe toate bubele, pentru asta aveam nevoie de un mers pe jos pana la Arad. Eventual sa am si un picior scrantit.

Astrologism

Maine seara pe vremea asta o sa fim in ambuteiaj la Victoriei. Am un feeling.

book of wisdom, issue 1

Si cand te gandesti ca nu voiam sa ma trezesc pentru cursul de azi...mi-as fi petrecut tot restul vietii nestiind cum sa rezolv orice problema pe care am avut-o/o am/o voi avea vreodata.


Feynman algorithm:
1. Write down the problem.
2. Think real hard.
3. Write down the solution.